Tomorrow being September 19th, we should all be polishing up our pirate vocabularies and seeking assistance from this estimable volume: The Pirate Life: Unleashing Your Inner Buccaneer. So that we’ll all be able to undertake this enterprise with proper seriousness, I offer the following musical assistance.

It would appear as well that the authors of The Pirate Life have been banned from Facebook on grounds they are not real persons. Hmmmm . . .